هنا، ألوذ في هدأة هذا الليل براحةٍ من قيظ النّهار. هنا، أحوك في الفكر خواطر، وأولّد على الشّفة بنات. هنا، ابتسامات حنين ترجّع صدى طفولةٍ نائية، وقصص حبّ طواها الزّمن. هنا، حلمٌ بغدٍ أجمل
Summing up the Day
There’s nothing much to say today, just bits and pieces from here and there.

- I hate my colleague. I just hate him! He’s really getting on my nerves and I feel like throwing him out of the window. Oops! I hope he’s not reading this. Yeah, well, whatever, read it, you kaza and kaza. Our office is on the first floor, nothing wrong will happen to you anyway! Oh, and for the record, you're not that handsome! Pfff… men!

- I’m fed up with the “whatever” attitude (for those of you who don’t know it, the “whatever” attitude is a self-defense mechanism that consists in considering the glass as constantly half full; disregarding therefore any crisis with the it-could-have-been-worse idea, which naturally works well except with death cases –b3id 3ankon) What was I saying? Oh yes, I’m so tired of it. There should be something I care for. There should be. Bass shou? Think, think ya benet…

- My next determined project and first-time experience: Go to the nearest spa, and pamper myself from head to toe. Inno khalas, enough is enough. I will make time for myself. And yes, these words are coming from the mouth of someone who just came back from Russia. Akh, my back is killing me; it's in dire need of a massage.

- Not really appreciating the behavior of my over-religious neighbor: at 8:30 a.m., I was getting out of my house, and waiting for the elevator. Mind you, it's a twenty-flat building, so this process usually takes quite some time. Finally, there it came. The neighbor opened the door, babbled some things about: "ya 7orma… fitna… astaghfiroulah etc.", then closed it before I even realized what just happened. Grrrrr. In fact, what I really wanted to say was: "well, if you don’t trust your instincts and deeply-rooted faith, you get out of here, because I'm in a hurry!"

- Finally, to complete a very ecstatic day, I decided to take a little walk after leaving the office. Dear neighbor Berri (a.k.a our ever-lasting Speaker) had closed the easiest way leading from my house to the office, due to some "threats" against his life. Anyway, it was at that moment that a strange coincidence happened. I saw it, not once, not twice, but three repeated times: I swear that, in less than five minutes, I saw three different men, in three separate situations, masturbating, in broad daylight, in the middle of the street (actually, since i'm swearing, it was not in the real middle, but what's the heck!)! I was not sure if that was actually happening before my eyes, in such a place, but in any case, I was not ready to look twice. Haydah yalleh ken na2esneh!

- Last but not least, to change the subject, meet my new crush for this week. Why can’t there be a local version of him? Sigh!


  • At ٦/٩/٠٥ ٤:٠٦ ص, Anonymous غير معرف said…

    صراحة ايف جميل جدا أن تكتبي هكذا بين الفينة والاخري
    فلا يمكن الا ان نكون سعداء بمعرفة تفاصيل حياتك اليومية حتي وان كانت مصدر قلق لك
    بالنسبة لميشال اعتقد انه كان الاحق بالفوز السنة الماضية في الموسم الثالث من ستار أكاديمي لم استمع بعد لالبومه لكن اعجبت كثيرا بأدائه في المسابقة

  • At ٦/٩/٠٥ ٦:٥٥ ص, Anonymous غير معرف said…

    Ha! Eve. yih yih yih. shou sarlek. rou2i ya 3ammeh your health in the world.
    btw you're cute when u're pissed >(

  • At ٦/٩/٠٥ ٧:٢٥ ص, Blogger callipyge said…

    Wow, I could finally read you! My arabic is TERRIBLE, so reading you in english was refreshing.

  • At ٦/٩/٠٥ ٩:٤٠ ص, Anonymous غير معرف said…

    Hi Eve, first time your blog. The minute I started reading this post...I went like oooopsy...that makes 2 of us, had a new colleague...and he is kinda getting on my nerves too.
    And the spa thingie...pampering is hillariously super cool :)

  • At ٦/٩/٠٥ ١٠:٢٤ ص, Blogger IronMask said…

    وانا عم اقرأ ما كان في شي براسي ، غير اغنية باربرا سترايسند



  • At ٦/٩/٠٥ ١٠:٣٩ ص, Anonymous غير معرف said…

    Yipes! A day full of hazards. I wonder of the three guys were somehow connected to the threats on the Dear Speaker. =)

  • At ٦/٩/٠٥ ١٢:٥٥ م, Blogger Eve said…

    أشرقت الأنوار، ريحان ينوّر المدونة من جديد! :)
    أشاطرك الرّأي بخصوص أنّه كان يستحق الفوز. أنا اشتريت ألبومه البارحة، ومغرومة منذ زمن بسماع أغنية
    Ainsi sois-je.

    آيرون ماسك، قرأت كلمات الأغنية للتوّ، وأعجبتني. بس سؤال فضوليّ: ليش ذكّرتك فيّ؟ :)

    TC, shakleh newyeh 3a grippe. bass haydah min zaw2ak, shukran, shukran, my trouble, by any chance, amusing you? ;)

    callipyge, welcome, welcome, it's about time, eh? :) Hope I'll have more of those I-feel-like-writing-in-english moments, but I enjoy Arabic writing more.

    Nerro, Ahla w sahla, hope it won't be the last :) take my advice, the window is ur best solution. wala min shaf, wala min deri!

    Matthew, hmmm, interesting perspective. you know i never looked at it that way :)

  • At ٦/٩/٠٥ ٤:٠٨ م, Blogger IronMask said…

    ليش تذكرت الأغنية؟

    مافي اي رابط واضح، بس هيك مرت براسي الاغنية و انا عم اقرأ ـ يمكن في سبب بس مش واضح عندي

  • At ٦/٩/٠٥ ١٠:٠٢ م, Blogger Delirious said…

    I like 'ainsi sois-je' too, so you have a great taste in music ;)
    But I like that tape we were listening to in my car more :D

  • At ٧/٩/٠٥ ٢:٢١ م, Anonymous غير معرف said…

    Multi-topic posts r my favourites.. nice one:)
    Try to tell that over-religious guy that the elevator is "bed3a", "wa kol bed3a fel nar". i tried zs wz an annoying neighbour who used 2 speechify me regularly.. later he told me zt he stairs r more healthy & a sheikh told'm it's nearer to "al-sonna"..
    Next time u see z masturbating guys tell them to come make a "masturbating festival for peace in sharm-al-shaikh".. we welcome any kind of activity for peace in this city nowadays.

  • At ٧/٩/٠٥ ٤:٠٤ م, Blogger Eve said…

    del, that tape was nice as well.

    ta3ala 3ala beirut ya faleh, web2a 2ollohom el kalam da binafsak :)) miss you walla!

  • At ٧/٩/٠٥ ٤:٢٤ م, Blogger IronMask said…

    انا شكلي شاركت كتير بهالموضوع ، بس بيستاهل وخاصة لما بيكون له علاقة بأغنية متل

    Ainsi sois-je

    ايه ، نسبت ليش رجعت علق :) ، بس حبيت انقل اللينك للأغنية لمن ما عنده نسخة منها

  • At ٧/٩/٠٥ ٥:٥٨ م, Blogger Eve said…

    شكراً آيرون ماسك، أنا فعلاً كنت عم دوّر عاللينك عالانترنت :)

  • At ٧/٩/٠٥ ١١:٢٨ م, Blogger lifeflaw said…

    In my opinion, it is a challenge to open up and express one's anger/disgust in a nice-to-read post, which you did quite well. :)

  • At ٨/٩/٠٥ ٩:٠٥ ص, Blogger Eve said…

    you forgot to say non-french kamein :p

  • At ٨/٩/٠٥ ١٠:٣٤ ص, Anonymous غير معرف said…

    Well if you agree to replace some with many I think we will find a compromise. Anyway as My arabic is poor I can only read you English posts. Im Still looking for a better teacher the ones I have are not great or maybe its just me.

  • At ٨/٩/٠٥ ١١:٠٩ ص, Blogger Eve said…

    Let's say "quite some" and we'll have a deal!
    I'm thinking to have another blog in English; but yalla, learn Arabic quickly and start with reading this one too :)
    that's what I call motivation :p

  • At ١٢/٩/٠٥ ١٢:٢٦ م, Blogger Farooha said…

    Eve, girl, are you kidding? Lebanese guys are even hotter than the mister you got here! What the heck? How could you be Lebanese and not appreciate its marvels? 3aib 3aaaaib. You have to be Saudi for a day. You'll then learn to appreciate your local hotties lol.
    ps: (I really understand that whatever attitude you describe.)

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